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Anchors Aweigh (1945)
IMDB rating: 7.00
Plot: Joe and Clarence, two navy sailors who have a few days leave in Hollywood. All Joe wants to do is to have a good time and meet up with his girl, the unseen Lola. Clarence on the other hand just wants to get a girl. They soon meet a little boy who ran away from home and wants to join the navy. They take him home and soon meets his young beautiful singer-wannabe aunt Susan. Clarence develops a crush on her, so he asks Joe to help him get Susan to like him. Soon Joe gets himself caught in between a promise to Susan to meet a big time music producer, and trying to get Clarence ready for their date. The only problem is, Joe doesn’t know the music producer and he’s string to fall in love with Susan himself. So whats a guy to do?
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Directors: Sidney George
Actors: Sinatra Frank,Kelly Gene,Iturbi Jose,Stockwell Dean,Ragland Rags,Gilbert Billy,O’Neill Henry,Ramirez Carlos,Kennedy Edgar,Sutton Grady,Ames Leon,Flavin James,Comedy,Musical,Romance,
Joke: Who Is Braver?????????
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy Admiral about whose soldiers were the bravest.
To prove his point, the Air Force general calls over an airman: "Airman! Climb that flagpole, and once you are at the top, sing ‘Wild Blue Yonder’, and then jump off!"
"YES SIR!" replies the airman. He takes off for the flagpole like a shot, scales up it, sings the anthem, salutes and jumps off, hitting the ground at attention.
The general dismisses him. "Now that’s bravery!" exclaims the general.
"Ah, that’s nothing," says the Admiral, "Seaman!" A seaman appears, "YES, SIR!!" "Take this weapon," as he offers him an M14, "Scale that flagpole, balance yourself on top, stand at attention, present arms, and sing ‘Anchors Aweigh.’ Salute each of us, and jump off.
"YES SIR!!" replies the seaman. He sprints for the flagpole with the weapon high over his head, and completes the task perfectly.
"Now that’s courage!" says the admiral.
"Courage, nothing’" snorts the Army general. "Get over here, private!"
"YES SIR!!" replies the private.
"Put on full combat gear, load your rucksack with these rocks, scale that flagpole, come to attention, present arms, and sing the National Anthem, salute each of us, and then climb back down, head first."
"YES SIR!!" replies the private, and completes the task.
"Now that is a brave man! Beat that!!"
They all look to the Marine. "Private," he says.
"YES SIR!!"
"Put on full combat gear. Put these two dogs in your pack. Using only one hand, climb that flagpole. At the top, sing ‘The Halls of Montezuma’, put your knife in your teeth, and dive off, headfirst."
The private snaps to attention, looks at the general and says, "F**K YOU SIR!!"
The general turns to the others and says, "Now THAT’S bravery!"
hahahaha thats hilarious! i seriously laughed out loud! ive never heard that one! do you have any more?
iLetTheDogsOut | Oct 13, 2009
LOL! love the ending….
Jamal of Babylon | Oct 13, 2009
hahahahhahahahahahahah thts true bravery!!!!…hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah lol
hahahahahahh
fan of dan | Oct 13, 2009
Today’s top joke , you get a case of beer for that one ..
A Knight In Shining Armour | Oct 13, 2009
By Far the Best joke i have seen on here yet.
Steve | Oct 15, 2009
LOLLLLLL! !! ! ! ! ! !
** | Oct 16, 2009
