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Black Cauldron, The (1985)
IMDB rating: 6.20
Plot: Taran is an assistant pigkeeper with boyish dreams of becoming a great warrior. However, he has to put the daydreaming aside when his charge, an oracular pig named Hen Wen, is kidnapped by an evil lord known as the Horned King. The villain hopes Hen will show him the way to The Black Cauldron, which has the power to create a giant army of unstoppable soldiers. With the aid of a stubborn princess, an exaggerating bard, and a pestering creature called Gurgi, Taran will try to save the world of Prydain from the Horned King. As the new friends face witches, elves, magic swords, and the Cauldron itself, Taran starts to learn what being a hero really means and that some things are more important than glory.
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Directors: Berman Ted
Actors: Bardsley Grant,Jones Freddie,Hawthorne Nigel,Malet Arthur,Byner John,Call Brandon,Levinson Gregory,Fondacaro Phil,Renaday Peter,Almanzar James,Animation,Adventure,Drama,Family,Fantasy,
Neighbor From Hades at it again…can anyone help me with my plan for revenge?
This hag that called the law claiming I shot a BB gun into her yard got into an altercation with me yesterday. She told her kids not to talk to my kids as they were running home from the bus stop, in a really nasty way "don’t say anything to her flipping kids". So I reinforce to mine as they come down "Hey kids, don’t say anything to her, or her kids or even look their way."
Then this chick has the nerve to say I am "harassing" her after I said that. After she has been ignoring me after I apologized when out two sons got into a little kid scuffle, BUT she can be up there text messaging my husband, totally ignoring my own apology I left on her phone, but she can text my man. Then, she has been spreading lies that I am my other friend want to "beat her up" and that she "heard" that my husband "is gonna straighten her out when he gets home". Plus she lied to the cops and said I cussed at her kids when she called about the imaginary BB gun incident…and what I really did was tell my OWN kid to get her you know what off the fence so as not to bother this crazy psychotic B.
Anyway, I let her have it yesterday, but I am still mad. So, knowing her schedule, I am planning a fake "voodoo" ceremony on my carport, right where she can see soon as she pulls up. I am getting dressed in all black and with a gypsy turban, light some holy saints candles, and stuff a duck trussed up by it’s legs with the neck still on with bloody chicken livers and make up a loud mumbo jumbo chant while burning plenty smokey resin incense….I was thinking myrrh and asafoetida, as they smell horrid. Then, I have a rainstick I was going to shake afterwards violently while dancing and chanting, then I am planning on raising a dagger to the sky with both hands, and then slicing the duck open and letting the blood and bloody liver drop out…all while still chanting and shaking the rainstick and making all the weird noises I can like that African tribal "Aiee-eee-eee-eee-eee!" noise and playing a digieredoo, then sprinkling salt and flash powder into a cauldron filled with hot incense charcoals, so it flames up, and then jam the dagger into the fire and call the chicks name, then keeep chanting and dancing around the cauldron.. I wonder if this will scare her away. What do any of you think about my plan?
That’s cool player, but I am dealing with a crazy B. My motto is you gotta outcrazy a crazy so they know you are capable of being crazier than they are.
I agree with BikerChick. You are just provoking your neighbor with your behaviour. The best thing to do is ignore her. Don’t give her the satisfaction of knowing she is getting to you. Be a good neighbor and she will follow your example, if she doesn’t she will look like the fool. Also kids will fight and make up eventually all the time. Let them work out their little problems themselves. As for your plan, it sounds very creative and hilarious but it’s foolish. Don’t do that, you will look like a crazy woman.
| Sep 02, 2009
Embarrass her in front of her children. Everyimte you have something superior and they are in presence. Put the spot light on them. Hey kdis look at neighbors car, isnt that shit nasty?
Andrew | Sep 02, 2009
